The Videos are Here!

If you go to the official website for Pee Wee's Playhouse instead of wasting your time reading this fake one, you can order every episode of Pee-Wee's Playhouse on video including our favorite, "PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL."

This is one of the wildest and possibly the kinkiest Holiday party ever!

Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon are off the beach and getting down on Pee-Wee's floor making Christmas cards.

The party guests also include Magic Johnson, who flies through the Magic Screen for a sleighride into cyberspace while Dinah Shore sings "The 12 Days (or so) of Christmas" on Pee-Wee's "video phone"

Joan Rivers, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Oprah Winfrey and Whoopi Goldberg drop by to wish Pee-Wee Merry Christmas



Pee-wee shows Little Richard how to iceskate, and Charo, k.d. lang, the Del Rubio Triplets and Grace Jones perform some pretty outrageous holiday acts



But Pee-Wee's got a problem larger than his mounting collection of "fruitcakes", live and otherwise.

Santa Claus drops by to tell him that his Christmas wish list was just too long and no one else will get presents if he doesn't shorten it! " Gee, I'm so sorry to hear that," Pee-wee mocks in his polite, high-pitched warble. "Please let me know how it turns out!"

Will he keep the gifts? Or will he help Santa deliver? Well, guess you'll just have to watch to find out!